Insurance companies crack me up. I like how they’re so self-aware and they know they’re in cutthroat competition so they just come up with the wackiest stuff to sell their product with. I just was here: www.mercurytheory.com doing a price comparison and apparently Mercury insurance assumes I visited their website because I know that their prices are so low because they are run by aliens from the planet Mercury. Better than a talking gecko, I guess,